Hahahha, I’m hoping this isn’t a serious question. If I’m wrong then here is my serious answer. I’m pretty that no venue, ever, will let you bring in a pet ferret. If you want to sneak it in then go for it, haha.
Ah yeah. Well, you could just use the typical excuse of “Oh, sorry I don’t have any money!” or “Sorry, I’m saving my money for when I’m in the venue!” They usually don’t question it. My sister usually does this.. She compliments them and then makes an excuse, such as, “You guys are really good! Are you guys on itunes? Because I usually just get my music on there, so I don’t have to worry about loosing the CD and transferring it over.” They are usually enthusiastic about it, and then give her a little card with their info on it. If anyone else has anything they use, feel free to reply or leave an ask.